THE UNIMAGINATIVE CARPENTER
Only the unimaginative carpenter fails to blame his tools.
GRUMP
Santayana (no. 1)
The Gorilla-Ploy (no. 2)
Curse the Darkness (no. 3)
Oxymorons (no. 4)
Misanthrope's Creed (no. 5)
The Last Dingdong of Doom (no. 6)
Pandora and the Box (no. 7)
Anti-Humanist (no. 8)
Unintelligent Design (no. 9)
The Non-Existence of God (no. 10)
Blame the Messenger (no. 12)
