INTERROTRON	INTEROCITER
eye-contact through the use of video screens (adapted Teleprompter technology)	eye contact through the use of screens employing unknown technology
screen shape: rectangular (4 x 3)	screen shape: equilateral triangle (1 x 1 x 1)
associated hardware: two cameras	associated hardware: a massive floor unit
camera hidden	camera hidden, if there is a "camera"
facilitation of inter-species communication, homo sapiens to homo sapiens	facilitation of intra-species communication, Metalunans to homo sapiens
successfully tested with orangutan (Bam-Bam, please see Quaker Oats commercials)	untested with orangutan
underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists and others for my own ends	underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists for Metalunan ends
black & white, color	Technicolor only
following "interview," subjects go home	following "interview," subjects go to Metaluna
subject comes to the Interrotron	Interociter comes to the subject
some assembly required, but not much	many parts, complex assemby